Dino's Restaurant
is a family owned and operated restaurant that
has served Gettysburg with friendly, quality service.
For many years, we have offered a full menu of
delicious Italian meals and pizzas. Recently we
added authentic Mexican dishes and a Vegetarian
section to our menu.
Some restaurants want to tell you about their
variety, but at Dino's Restaurant we let the food
do the talking! Dino's Restaurant has served up
a quantity of quality - from signature combinations
like our Zorba the Greek pizza, Greek Gyro's to
the freshest salads, zesty pasta, and our home
cooked delicious Italian and Mexican dinners.
Innovation, exceptional quality, and a wide variety
- that's Dino's Restaurant for you! Customer appreciation
and satisfaction is our Goal and our advertisings.
For home delivery & other information, please
contact us or
call (717) 337-3453.
Our
Menu
International Nights/Coming Soon!
Appetizers
Breakfast Menu
Salads
Side Orders
Pasta Favorites
Oven Hot Subs
Specialty Pizza
Monster Burgers
Wraps
Kids Menu
Beverages
Greek Gryo
On The Lighter Side (received
in an e-mail)
Yesterday I was buying
2 large bags of dog food at Wal-Mart, for my dogs: Winston,
Chief, Gus, and Maximus. I was about to check out when
a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. (What did she
think that I had an elephant?)
Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her
that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting
the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the
bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened
in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every
hole in my body and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and
that the way that it works is to load your pockets with
Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time
you feel hungry, that the food is nutritionally complete;
so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here
that practically everyone in the line was enthralled
with my story by now.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care
because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no;
I stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my
butt and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart
attack; he was laughing so hard!
WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.
This video was taken on the Gettysburg Battlefield
close to the Alabama Monument.
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